“We have a steady clientele, love what we do, and our every morning is filled with the aroma of buttery cinnamon buns. What more could you ask for?”
That's right. You.
"A passenger may have thought they were headed to Oregon for a friend’s wedding, but they might actually end up in Tennessee for an Appalachian festival. Who knows?”
“We scrimped and saved until we knew we could make it into something we’d be proud to live right behind at the other end of the driveway,”
She also mentioned that the supermarket moved the scallions over by the cauliflower, if you can believe that. Fields, in fact, could believe it. “I started to black out a little when she moved on to the most recent plot of ‘Will and Grace’,” he continued.
"If I had known hooking up with a gay guy would be this good, I would have married one on purpose."
The doctor was of no help, unfortunately. “I had to maul and eat the guy,” said the bear. “It's sad, too, because I used to get through a person in one sitting. Now I get through maybe half of one before I get super bloated.”
“As of midnight on the eve of St. Patrick's Day, we’ve painted the lights in all four-point intersections green to look like shamrocks and bring the luck of the Irish!”