“Even at my young age, I am all about forging my own opinions and taking my own path. I’m not some gullible, easily-misled non-thinker. I’ve already vowed not to let myself be shorn, not to adopt 'Baaaaah' as the sound I make, and not to pose for cute baby animal pictures just because I saw my brother do it.”
"People will do anything not to have to pack, and we are finding that a grab bag of random items is good enough.”
“I mean, it’s not like I don’t actually know the alphabet,” said Donovan with a dismissive, awkward chuckle. “I think there are certain pairs of letters – some – that everyone has to stop and think about for a second before being able to tell which comes first. I even know people who have to sing the whole alphabet song just to figure out if W comes before or after Y.”
"It went on forever and was excruciating," said Edwards. "I felt I needed drugs to stop the pain."
The other guys were all like, 'Oooh, noo, he’ll turn me into a serpent,' and peeing their pants. I just walked up and cuffed him. I did then disintegrate into a smoldering heap of pea-green vomit, but I bounced right back.”
“One minute he was playing with blocks right in front of me, but then right after I finished up an hour of texting my boyfriend pictures of me naked in the bathroom, Jimmy was gone,”