According to sources close to the scene, a human embryo in its eighth week of development has been frantically checking at least once an hour to see if it is developing a rights-conferring penis.
It is reported that Furball had also been hoping to gain a deeper understanding of the Urman family’s trash compactor.
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Wilmington, DE - Announcing his candidacy for president last week, former Vice President Joe Biden said he had “a good feel” for what America needs and vowed to be a “hands-on” leader who would “grope for solutions to America’s problems.” Mr. Biden said that, if elected, he would “reach beneath the surface, get a firm … Continue reading Biden Promises, “I Will Grope For Answers To America’s Problems”
“This is what happens,” said Chief of Police Michael Kelly, “when mere pedestrians fail to understand the rules of elite privilege and refuse to jump out of the way of their oncoming betters."