Report: Fewer Making Career Out Of Standing Around Mic, Snapping Fingers, Singing ‘Doo-Wop, Doo-Wop’

Experts in the field are concerned that the slow death of swinging ensembles harmonizing sh’ boom-booms may just be the harbinger of a brewing mass extinction, in which even those who warble soulfully over a I, IV, V chord progression, while rhyming “cry” with “die,” or “whiskey” with “miss me,” are gradually wiped off the face of the earth.