When asked to comment on his newfound popularity, Liam casually shrugged it off saying the girls probably just want him for his tooth fairy money.
If you care about your family, you will stay far away from dogs like this. The smug look on this savage's face screams "I will use my superior sense of style to steal your wife. Your kids call me daddy now."
Notice must be submitted in writing and include reason for expiration, as well as the intended date of demise.
Shanna leans in toward a customs agent. "El baggage claim?" she asks loudly, slowly enunciating each syllable.
"Isn't he the most adorable thing you've ever seen?" Amber asked as she gazed lovingly at the burrito-wrapped crotch Nazi.
Sources close to the zoo admitted that, for the past ten years, Kali has frequently been spotted using her limited ability with sign language to signal, “Get me the fuck out of here.”
"I mean, one or two old-fashioneds, sure, but an entire fucking box? What kind of idiot can't comprehend maintaining a proper plain-to-frosted ratio is imperative?"
"This thing has so much room inside I could easily fit an entire Lego City Police Mobile Command Center and still have room for a few Duplos for the baby."
“In my twenties I couldn't make it past the first aisle, but the last few times I've gotten down to aisle five before anyone stopped me."