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January 23, 2021January 23, 2021 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Nation Reeling Over News Larry King Was Only 87

The country's collective feeling of shock was best summed up in a brief interview with a CNN intern who commented β€œI could have sworn he wasn't a day under 95.”

July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Andrew Froese Politics

State Not Properly Social Distancing From Church

"We're all trying our best to isolate lawmaking from religion, and then we see 7 SCOTUS judges raw dogging it in court with religious exemptions? Not safe. Not cool."

February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Man Misunderstands Wife’s Request For Edible Arrangement

β€œIt's been years since we've done anything like that, but she's been hinting at it for a couple weeks,” said a confused Nathan Moody of his wife, Whitney.

November 1, 2019November 1, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Mom Enjoys Overdue Vacation While Being Hospitalized With Flu

"The salisbury steak is overdone and dry, but, hey, it's hot."

October 28, 2019October 28, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Panhandling White Woman Just Going To Blow It All On Pumpkin Spice Lattes

"I've been trying to beat this for years, but as soon as the leaves turn the slightest shade of orange, it awakens a demon inside me I don't have the strength to fight," she sighs.

October 11, 2019October 11, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Migrant Workers Don Cute New Fall Uniforms To Evade ICE

Amidst the growing number of ICE raids, migrant field workers have begun dressing in deceptive garb in hopes of eluding agents. Convervative pundits are expressing outrage, claiming it to be a sinister tactic to steal opportunities from white Americans who spend autumn weekends paying exorbitant prices to pick their own fruit with their families. 

October 9, 2019October 9, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

iPhone 11 Pro’s Triple-Camera System Takes Three Times More Pictures Of Interior Of Purse

August 10, 2019August 8, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Second Grader Impresses Girls With Full Set Of Grown Up Teeth

When asked to comment on his newfound popularity, Liam casually shrugged it off saying the girls probably just want him for his tooth fairy money.

July 20, 2019July 21, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Choosing The Right Dog For Your Family

If you care about your family, you will stay far away from dogs like this. The smug look on this savage's face screams "I will use my superior sense of style to steal your wife. Your kids call me daddy now."

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Kendra Coleman Uncategorized

Company Requires Two Weeks Notice Before Dying

Notice must be submitted in writing and include reason for expiration, as well as the intended date of demise.

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