“Sometimes, I'll see somebody down the street rippin' a butt, and even though I'm not going that way, I'll walk through their smoke and cough,”
"Don't make eye contact, David. He's got a bad rep!"
The incumbent mayor is accused of misappropriating nearly nine thousand ketchup packets from the city's coffers directly into his personal vault.
"Just as soon as I was talking about buying Greenland, the Democrats were kind enough to hand me some kind of great new deal on all green lands. Of course, I signed the papers immediately before they could back down. What a bunch of suckers."
While this "game" may look innocuous with its simple point-and-click grid, its sick and twisted undertones infest the mind, quietly depriving the conscious of all morals and Godliness and transforming it into a ransacked, putrid realm of bastardized ideology. Under the guise of entertainment, Minesweeper taught an entire generation growing up in the late 80s and early 90s that violence against our fellow beings is not only okay, but exciting and worthwhile.
"He is a terrific guy."
This tastes red.
"Why is everyone in such a sour mood; don't you get how good you have it? You still have more than a dozen corporations. The opposition party hasn't been dissolved by the Supreme Court yet, and crypto mining and game streaming haven't strained servers to the point that the entire internet fails!"