Legend has it that on the third Monday of every February, Abraham Lincoln crawls down the chimney to deliver The Gettysburg Address to all the good boys and girls. "It's here! It's here!" Little Timmy has waited all year for his favorite day when Abraham Lincoln shows up in his hat and beard and double-breasted wool … Continue reading Millions Of Children Giddily Excited For Washington’s Birthday
"Hello, ma'am? Yes, this is Ranger Dickless," Todd, an American black bear, says before he covers the phone with his paw to snicker and maintain his composure.
One of our operators will be happy to explain that time is linear and calendars are irrelevant in your conquest.
Never mind that several other passengers have exited the bus at their respective stops, leaving an array of available seats. It is you two against the world now. The bond can not be broken!