We found M87's Black Hole alone in space, 55 million light years away, exactly where she was discovered. Her name nary uttered on Earth, she spends her days eating her feelings by swallowing colossal amounts of light.
"My God! I was not prepared for this! Get those Jaws of Life here, STAT!"
While serving a 10-year sentence for financial fraud, Dave Thompson never acquired a prison nickname.
Ever since Mittens spotted a mama cat with her kittens from her stoop, she has dreamed of the day she will have a litter of her own.
An unprecedented act of mercy from this administration
It's exhausting, and the addition of accusations of rape on top of all my raping is something I'd rather not have to deal with right now.