"The café must know that classy middle-aged mothers will go apeshit for a granola with TWO superfoods in the title. And they know that every single one of them is going to butcher the pronunciation. This has got to be some kind of sick joke."
Of course, this was way back when. It's ancient history now. It's been at least two months.
"It's a disaster," Trump exclaimed. "It just doesn't work. They've gone through, like, 11 State Constitutions and they're still losers. If anyone knows a bad deal, it's me. I've made thousands of them."
Despite almost 700,000 people viewing the song on YouTube, by sheer coincidence, it appears that not a single person on your friends list gives a shit.
Michael Tipsord, CEO of insurance giant State Farm, has been making headlines this week for his controversial revelation that the entire company was founded solely to pay homage to the USSR's agricultural sector reforms.