Sources have also revealed that Trump is threatening to unseat the brutal dictatorship in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Ha ha! Just kidding.
"I wish I could afford to not care about what people think or how I look, like you do. Actually, it's the only thing I cannot currently afford. You people just don't know how easy you have it. You, Harry, that street sweeper over there - all of you lot. Now finish your tea, dear.”
Buttigieg supporter Vance Danby said that with so many purity tests going on within the Democratic party, it's relieving to have a candidate who "isn't afraid to stand up, get lots of money, basically stand for nothing in particular, and sit back down again."
We wanted to take the nation's grief and turn it into an opportunity to bring people together. And you know what brings people together? Faster network speeds. Affordable data plans. A brand new cell tower with 6G wireless internet.
Meet Rashida Owens. She's a single mother who has been making local headlines this week for her commitment to American businesses. In fact, she's been volunteering over 60 hours a week just to provide them an affordable source of labor.