“This is absolute tyranny for these governors to keep me from contracting the coronavirus!”
“There's so much cool shit to see way out here, not like those dull-as-fuck colossal rocks that just sort of blandly float around our shit stain of a 'star.'”
The only way now to satisfy the enigmatic beast is to throw people directly into the pit.
"It was time we put him down."
It is too great of a risk that such dumbass behaviors, like hitting a mechanic in the head with a golf club because he's going too slow, or giving aggressive 'wet willies,' cannot be allowed to pass into the cultural norm of this great nation.
“I can't stand these new artists,” Berner griped, “XXXTentacion, Image Dragons, Ariana Venti... they all sound the same!”
“While it may seem extreme and highly controversial, we see that offing yourself is the fastest way to do away with your debts.”
8-year-old Matt Grimes has reportedly claimed that his controller is broken, leading him to only have 2 kills and 28 deaths in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, and couldn't face the truth that he really just sucks ass at video games.
In response, Eminem said “That fucking pussy always has no comment.”
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