“We understand people are angry about some of the unarmed-civilian-shooty stuff that's been going on,” said police chief Jack Driver, “but you can't just go out and make a fool of yourselves. You have to wait for the guy with the ball to get it in the thing, and then you are allowed to go out and flip some cars. Only under those circumstances will we not throw flashbangs at you.”
"Why would we ever want to stay in some shithole country that lacks universal healthcare, and common decency?" one migrant told a translator.
Zeus wants to make it known that he is not at the party to be a goddamn crutch to some awkward motherfucker who came to a social gathering just to stand off in a corner somewhere.
This isn't the America we know.
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"It's unnerving, really, you look at all the ways humanity could be wiped out at any given moment." The asteroid noted, "I hope when I crash into the Earth there are still people around to witness it. My father was responsible for ending the dinosaurs, so I feel like I have a big crater to fill."