The Space Force will start their investigation as soon as the Space Force is created and is up and running.
Seriously, it's almost autumn!
The new Hot Pockets include undesirable flavors like: avocado toast, butter and herb mashed potatoes with corn, and Doritos Locos tacos.
While this "game" may look innocuous with its simple point-and-click grid, its sick and twisted undertones infest the mind, quietly depriving the conscious of all morals and Godliness and transforming it into a ransacked, putrid realm of bastardized ideology. Under the guise of entertainment, Minesweeper taught an entire generation growing up in the late 80s and early 90s that violence against our fellow beings is not only okay, but exciting and worthwhile.
"I don't know how someone can be so nonchalant about thievery," Officer Landon told reporters.
Smartphone users have eagerly embraced the opportunity to send their data direct to marketing teams, with the app receiving over 200,000 downloads in the first week, despite literally having the name "DataCollector."
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Despite all of this information being accessible to anyone with Internet access, John S., who has zero Yelp friends and eight other one-star reviews, posted a scathing critique to spread the word that the restaurant "DONT GIV A SHIT ABOUUT CUSTOMERS."
Liam discovered this didn't solely occur at parties he was at, but rather, that at nearly every party where an acoustic guitar is present, at some point during the evening, Wonderwall will be used as a tool to fuck up a perfectly good evening by some drunken bumbling idiot who thinks they're going to impress a girl who's clearly not showing any sign's shes into him.