“I’d like to apologize to everyone I hurt, and since that little whiny ass b- won’t take my phone call like a real man so that I can be the bigger person and quit having everyone around me get all flinchy every time I go to swing at them, I’m making this video. I’d like to apologize to the Academy for making their stupid awards show the top trending topic on every social media platform for days. I’d like to apologize to my wife for marrying her. I’m also deeply sorry for Wild Wild West. And lastly, I’m sorry for raw-dogging your fat skank mom, Rock, but not gonna lie, I’d do it again.”
