"He shared a meme depicting Michelle Obama as a gorilla. What the fuck Grandpa, she hasn't been First Lady for like two years."
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"We promise to do better."
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“We’ve always been pro-choice. So if and when the Supreme Court overturns Roe vs Wade we just want women in this country to know they can depend on us 100% for all their abortion needs."
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“I’ll just grab the lighter real quick and leave,” he thought to himself. "In and out."