“To me,” says Angela, “each one of these symbolizes a milestone in our romance. Like, this one marks the day I learned Doug really needs me to work hard and earn money so he doesn’t have to live in a basement suite with five ex-felons.”
“I’m not just a regular guy billionaire, I’m a guy who appreciates his underlings.”
I may be liberal with my cock, but my cock isn't liberal, you hear? And if it was, I'd beat it until it can't take anymore.
“It’s not the kind of expedition we ever thought we’d participate in, but Jesus Christ! We’ve had enough of your shitty attitude already.”
We sat down with Green Day's singer, who, for some reason, sounds like some cockney bloke with a nasal drip.
Holy shit, woman!
“The test's accuracy has an error margin of 0.03%, which is all the confidence I need to continue my presidential run,” Warren stated.
“Hey, check this out,” Hayes says, nudging his roommates Ryan and Jackson to look at his student loan balance. Ryan looks over, eyes bugged: “Sweet.”
You’d think the "most wonderful time of the year" would have the most wonderful music to accompany it, but you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong.