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Warren Takes DNA Test Again, Results Show She Is 100% Never Going To Be President
“The test's accuracy has an error margin of 0.03%, which is all the confidence I need to continue my presidential run,” Warren stated.
This College Grad’s Student Loan Debt Is $69,000, Haha Sick!
“Hey, check this out,” Hayes says, nudging his roommates Ryan and Jackson to look at his student loan balance. Ryan looks over, eyes bugged: “Sweet.”
We Ranked The Top Ten Most Popular Christmas Songs And They’re All Garbage
You’d think the "most wonderful time of the year" would have the most wonderful music to accompany it, but you’d be wrong. So very, very wrong.
This Cat Already Has Tickets To The My Chemical Romance Reunion Tour
Purrard said he felt like he was “living his emeow years all over again.”
Man Hospitalized After Calling Eddie Vedder ‘Daughter’
“I was actually requesting they play the song 'Daughter.' I fucking love that song! I was in the moment and kept screaming, ‘DAUGHTER!!’... and holy shit, did things get crazy after that.”
Three Greek Yogurts That Say ‘I Do Butt Stuff’
Sure, it’s packed with lots of protein, but it’s also packed with a love for butt stuff. Some people love Greek yogurt and some despise it. These naysayers are not your people. They clearly do not engage in any butt play, whatsoever.
Son Quits Job So Parents Will Stop Asking Him What Time He Works
"Every fucking day it’s, 'What time do you work today, Sean?' Like goddamn, fam. My schedule is on the refrigerator. I even text them an image of my schedule every week. Can they not read? And why do they even care?"
Couple Who Met Online Can’t Wait To Be Disappointed In Person
“We met, of all places, in a group for fat cats, titled, ‘THIS CAT IS C H O N K Y,’” said Steve, fondly reminiscing about how he ‘met’ Samantha just eight blissful months ago.