A late bloom, but worth the wait.
2. Gorillas. I heard they’re going extinct, so they’re probably a good investment.
"Coaches and players would be yelling at me to look at the instant replay. I was like — I am! I'm looking! I just can't freaking see. Heck, I used to not even be able to call the coin toss. I just went with whichever team sounded the most excited. This is going to be a great season. Not for the Dolphins, though, but I can't help that."
“It's hard to see from far away, but the links are all heart-shaped,” she explains while leaning forward, revealing the design against her recently-augmented breasts.
"I’ve won so many races in my lifetime and was ready for a new adventure, so I threw my hooves into gay conversion therapy."
"May I treat you to a nice massage, my love?" I say, ushering her to our marriage bed.
It’s 10:30 AM and most of the patrons of Farmer’s Horse coffee shop have given up whatever they were doing to become engrossed in the quickly-accumulating details of a loud guy’s phone conversation.