“You people are despicable. Even if there was a fire, which there clearly is not, this is all just another attempt by the lamestream media to bring down President Trump. If Obama started a fire, you’d all be squealing with glee as you roasted your marshmallows on it. But Trump attempts to bribe a few foreigners and you’re all the sudden all worried about the Constitution,” Giuliani chastised reporters as embers fell on his hoodie.

By Emily Sanchez