After one Florida high school has taken heat this week for editing "inappropriate" photos, another overcorrected, making an entirely new mistake all their own. Manatee High School's yearbook staff hastily added some deep cleave to all. the. photos. Even Frankie the Fighting Manatee got a boob job. "We figured we'd go all out," explained the … Continue reading Bizarre Overcorrection: Florida Yearbook Adds Extra Cleavage To All Photos
World’s Greatest Battle Rappers Band Together To Diss Infectants
Calling it the battle of the century, Canibus, various members from Wu Tang, Killarmy, and not one, but two Eminems are joining forces to trash infectants. Not invited to the event, Nick Cannon is reported to be continuously trying to start something on his own, but as the world generally remains uninterested in him, all … Continue reading World’s Greatest Battle Rappers Band Together To Diss Infectants
Yang Loses Job To Automation, Just As He Predicted
The robots are here.
Millennial Couple To Vacate Family’s Estate
"We do plan to retain our titles and income, but the job itself has become unbearable."
Your Great Aunt Finally Installed That Free AOL CD, Has Questions For You
By Zachary James Wood
Time Traveler From Future Thinks 2019 Is Great, Actually
"Why is everyone in such a sour mood; don't you get how good you have it? You still have more than a dozen corporations. The opposition party hasn't been dissolved by the Supreme Court yet, and crypto mining and game streaming haven't strained servers to the point that the entire internet fails!"
California Gives Up, Removes All Stop Signs
Establishing a legal framework for the driving maneuver known as “the California roll,” city officials hope to ease traffic congestion, provided that too many out-of-state drivers don't fuck it up for the rest of us.
