By Zachary James Wood
California Gives Up, Removes All Stop Signs
Establishing a legal framework for the driving maneuver known as “the California roll,” city officials hope to ease traffic congestion, provided that too many out-of-state drivers don't fuck it up for the rest of us.
Nothing Newsworthy Happening Tonight
In what historians are calling the most even-keel day in history, absolutely nothing newsworthy is set to happen in the next few hours.
