In an unfortunate incident that could have turned deadly, President Biden’s Secret Service detail left him in the backseat after failing to notice he was not with them as they entered the White House. “It’s not the first time,” admits Director Kimberly Cheatle. “The hum of the car knocks him right out. Sometimes they leave him on purpose, figuring it’s best he finish his nap before going to sleep. However, this time he was forgotten – no AC, no cracked windows, no shady spot under his favorite cherry blossom tree. The inside of a hot car is no place for the elderly. This could have been devastating, and we are currently working on a protocol to ensure nothing like this ever happens again.” It was reported that a tour group thought about breaking the window, but walked away when they realized it was the President.