Despite what will be a valiant attempt at maintaining his New Year’s resolution to lose 40 pounds, local football fan Devin Waters will deliver the death knell to his January 1st diet come Super Bowl Sunday.
“It's so strange. I mean, look at what they're doing,” Wilcox exclaims, waving his hand at the monitor, which is displaying a full-screen video of a bear getting his nipples sucked. “I'm old enough to be that twink's father. Fuck me!”