After making controversial remarks about the Holocaust, Whoopi Goldberg, currently in her 32nd year hosting ABC’s The View, pledges to use her suspension to think about what it truly means to be a Goldberg. “Am I a race? Am I a religion? Am I even Jewish? How can I turn this suspension into a firing?” are just a few of the questions Goldberg plans to wrestle with during her time in the desert. Our writers reached out to her, but she was unavailable to comment as she was busy schlepping Uptown.