Tijuana, MX —

On Tuesday evening, 23-year-old Juan Carlos García Lòpez of Ensenada was detained after attempting to cross the U.S. border with a pocketful of dreams and about 4 kilos of hope bagged in his rectum. They were immediately confiscated and destroyed. As of press time, García Lòpez was getting legal advice for his upcoming trial from a four-year-old.

By Ethan Moore

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