You have something to say, and the world needs to hear it, despite the world being pretty ambivalent towards your existence. Don’t fret, you have a voice, and there’s no better way to force it down the throats of others than to paste those words on a sticker — in all caps and a bold font, of course — and slap that bad boy on the back of your ride until the drivers behind you are bored enough at an extended red light to notice that you have something to say, whether it’s about your kid being one of the tens of thousands on the honor roll, your brave public openness about your political affiliation that will surely garner you honks of joy and/or rage, or your hot take on a controversial topic that will definitely open up the sheeples’ minds.

By Andrew Froese