Researchers described the level of weirdness as "pretty weird, I guess. I mean, not really, but if you look at it for long enough or say it over and over, then a little bit."
Headline and *cough* image by Fred Gailey
As a libertarian, I'm pretty sure I believe in free thought, and liberty. Definitely liberty.
When you face the facts, it really all boils down to this: I don't live in America. I have never been to America. My president is Ram Nath Kovind. I blame Trump entirely for this, and consider this his biggest failure.
"I get emotional just thinking about it. One minute, they're so tiny. The next minute, they're nearing triple digits."
"This is the Ariel we need. There is no whiter person on this earth than Michael Cera. He looks like a man who is allergic to food seasoning. He probably turns the bass in his sound system all the way down."
Would you prefer these gorgeous blossoms enwrapped in fuchsia tissue and complimentarily beribboned with a silken bandeau, or you gonna carry them outta here like they just fell out of your asshole two minutes ago?
If you want to get noticed this summer, you have to go the extra mile. Do you really think you're going to find Ms. Right based off your personality alone? Give me a break. There are millions of men out there with better balls than you, and if you're complacent, you're going to wind up at the bottom of the testicle hierarchy.